queergear:

the-grand-fangirl:

cosplaytipsandtricks:

homestuckresources:

kcaacbay:

How to cover up tattoos!
use a red lipstick covering the outlines
pat on a light concealer, using a setting powder
pat on your skin tone concealer, and clean up any mistakes using baby wipes to remove excess concealer
use a fluffy brush and smooth it out with foundation powder.
VIDEO TUTORIAL:
http://youtu.be/-pYuvb3Iv4E

we don’t usually reblog/post cosplay stuff, but a friend pointed it out to me and i haven’t seen it elsewhere SO maybe it can help someone!

Useful for cosplay AND if you’re applying for a job that views tattoos as ‘unprofessional’. 

Also good for hickeys

This just seems useful for any purpose so here you go
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dennisbrain:

vault11overseer:

power-of-allies49:

pleatedjeans:

via

Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera

REBLOGGING FOR THAT LAST COMMENT
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i-wonder-if-this-url-is-taken: Imagine sweden and finland having sex and finland’s like “oh ber I’m so horny” and Sweden just stops and looks at him “Hi horny” “Oh no not again” “I’m Sweden”

i-wonder-if-this-url-is-taken:

Imagine sweden and finland having sex and finland’s like “oh ber I’m so horny” and Sweden just stops and looks at him
“Hi horny”
“Oh no not again”
“I’m Sweden”

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tavrosbeyoncenitram:

tavrosbeyoncenitram:

I’m in a bookstore sipping on Apple Cider when the woman behind me gets on the phone and starts loudly discussing her X-rated 50 Shades Fanfic
There are ninjas
Every single male has a cock ring 
She calls erections “Man Tents” 
Its been almost an hour 

Its been two hours and its at the part where Harry Potter gets adopted by the Cullens 
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Bae: come over Me: I can't I'm watch gay swimming anime Bae: my parents aren't home Me: reigisa is LITERALLY about to be canon....
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twlboaj:

eva-420:

please stop reblogging this post

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inspirational
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ddualscar: coulduknot: sleepingtsundere: Blowjobs from Rin Matsuoka more like [Noiz Sweating] (via madelezabeth)

ddualscar:

coulduknot:

sleepingtsundere:

Blowjobs from Rin Matsuoka more like

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[Noiz Sweating]

(via madelezabeth)

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madelezabeth: Headcanon: Noiz isn’t very talkative anywhere outside the bedroom. When he and Aoba have sex, Noiz talks a shit ton, and it’s all dirty talk. Sometimes it gets so bad, that he accidentally says really horrible, demeaning things without meaning to and Aoba just kind of… shinks away, completely turned off. He gets so offended, he forces Noiz to sleep on the couch. Thereafter Noiz has to stop himself from talking during sexy times because apparently he can be an asshole when he’s horny.

madelezabeth:

Headcanon: Noiz isn’t very talkative anywhere outside the bedroom. When he and Aoba have sex, Noiz talks a shit ton, and it’s all dirty talk. Sometimes it gets so bad, that he accidentally says really horrible, demeaning things without meaning to and Aoba just kind of… shinks away, completely turned off. He gets so offended, he forces Noiz to sleep on the couch. Thereafter Noiz has to stop himself from talking during sexy times because apparently he can be an asshole when he’s horny.

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